Selected Publications
Fiction
- “Pultu’s Lesson,” Mythaxis Magazine (Issue 45 – April 11, 2026)
- Flight of Fools, Self-Published (July 2, 2022)
Nonfiction
- Heads Need to Roll at the Top of the DNC, The Left Is Right (July 18, 2024)
- Have We Been Reading the Narnia Series Out of Order All This Time?, Books Are Our Superpower (Februarry 26, 2024)
- The Chronicles of Narnia Don’t Deserve a Spot On 21st Century Bookshelves, An Injustice! (February 23, 2024)
- 3 Books to Read if You Want to Write in the Present Tense, Writers’ Blokke (January 18, 2024)
- Did Everyone Miss This Detail in Stephen King’s Book ‘On Writing’?, The Writing Cooperative (January 7, 2024)
- This Award-Winning Bestseller Could Have Been Better If It Didn’t Use the Progressive Verb Tense, The Writing Cooperative (October 20, 2023)
- Why English Has Different Words for Animals and Their Meat, The Writing Cooperative (September 18, 2023)
- Myanmar’s Protests Should Inform Our Discussion on Gun Rights, The Bigger Picture (April 27, 2021)
- Confused By Legal Phrases like ‘Null and Void’? Thank William the Conqueror, The Writing Cooperative (March 26, 2021)
- I Monitored the Polls in Pennsylvania and Left Feeling Empty, Indelible Ink (November 18, 2020)
- America Is Passing Its Reichstag Fire Test, The Bigger Picture (November 10, 2020)
- We Need a More Granular Understanding of Protest, The Bigger Picture (October 27, 2020)
- 7 Ways Roy Moore Will Crusade With a Senate Seat, and How to Stop Him, Atheist Republic (November 10, 2017)
- Tuesday Tips: Increasing Throw Value, Ultiworld (November 29, 2016)
- Tuesday Tips: Riding the Motion of Offense, Ultiworld (September 6, 2016)
- Tuesday Tips: Do’s and Don’t for Captaining a League Team, Ultiworld (June 7, 2016)
- The Rohingya: The World’s Most Persecuted People, Ethical Traveler (May 12, 2016)
- The future of Tibet: 2016 Tibetan Elections, Ethical Traveler (April 11, 2016)
- Tuesday Tips: 9 Factors that Influence Downfield Positioning, Ultiworld (March 8, 2016)
- Yahoo!’s Promotion of Ivory Sales, Ethical Traveler (February 10, 2016)
- Tuesday Tips: Basic Offensive Strategies to Beat a Zone, Ultiworld (February 9, 2016)
- A Shiite Massacre in Nigeria, Ethical Traveler (January 13, 2016)
- Tuesday Tips: The Vertical Stack for Beginners – Its Goal and Your Role, Ultiworld (December 22, 2015)
- Tuesday Tips: Develop Quicker by Seeing Trees Instead of a Forest, Ultiworld (December 1, 2015)
- Tuesday Tips: Using ‘Bonus Lessons’ to Learn Faster, Ultiworld (September 8, 2015)
- Brute Squad Holds Firm, But Will It Be Enough? 2015 Club Preview, Ultiworld (July 31, 2015)
- Santa Maria Sinks: A New Women’s Team and a Shakeup in the Great Lakes, Ultiworld (June 29, 2015)
- 2015 Great Lakes D-I Regionals: Tournament Preview (Men’s), Ultiworld (April 23, 2015)
- Texas A&M Ready for Peak Year at Full Health, Ultiworld (March 13, 2015)
- Big Fat Bomb: A Profile of Elon University Men’s Ultimate Team, USA Ultimate Magazine (Spring 2015 Issue – March 1, 2015)
- The New Center of Mass: A Profile of the University of Massachusetts Men’s Ultimate Team, USA Ultimate Magazine (Spring 2015 Issue – March 1, 2015)
- How Observers and Referees Make the Game’s Toughest Calls, Ultiworld (February 23, 2015)
- Don’t like Kasich or FitzGerald? You have an option, The Cincinnati Enquirer (October 20, 2014)
Humor
- Alpha Males to Strike If Women Keep Ignoring Them, MuddyUm (August 19, 2024)
- Own a Solar Panel? Join Our Class Action Lawsuit Against the Moon, The Haven (April 10, 2024)
- Convinced Climate Change is a Hoax? Have We Got the Investment Opportunity for You!, The Haven (October 1, 2023)
- Watch Your Back, I’m the Nickel Sock Fairy, The Haven (January 10, 2021)
- Finally, I Was Allowed to Celebrate Christmas!, The Haven (December 25, 2020)
- I am Tommy Tuberville, and These are the 3 Branches of Government, The Haven (November 18, 2020)
- 45 Facts That Have Become Debatable in 2020, Thanks to Politics, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency (September 9, 2020)
- Pro-Plague Demonstrations Continue in Michigan, Glossy News (May 3, 2020)
- The Department of Justice Desperately Seeks Prosecutors to Join Its Office In the District of Columbia, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency (February 12, 2020)
- State-Wide, Only 5 People Now Eligible to Hold Office in Virginia, Glossy News (February 21, 2019)
- Schumer-Ception: Senator Incepts Idea to Shut Down Government in the President, Glossy News (December 13, 2018)
- 45 Facts That Have Become Debatable in 2017, Thanks to Politics, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency (December 7, 2017)
- A Patent Application That Utilizes Finger Size to Avert the End of Humanity, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency (January 9, 2017)
- Extremist Group Exercises its Freedom of Religion on NAACP Building, Glossy News (January 9, 2015)
- Appearances by the Spanish Inquisition Becoming Predictable, Glossy News (January 8, 2014)
- Americans Flock to Polls Desperate to End Election Season, Glossy News (November 6, 2012)
- Local Man Doesn’t Know Candidates, Votes Anyway, Glossy News (November 6, 2012)
- Local Man Masters Art of Making Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich, Glossy News (December 17, 2011)